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Ep. 39 - Ya Hypocrite

Hello, world.  It’s Papawhorecat, again.  We’re SO sorry to have made you wait for this episode for SO long, but it’s here now, SO get off our backs about it!

In this episode, which due to popular lack of demand will be our last episode, we have the lovely Ashley Ahlquist Johnson joining us.  She tells a story that may or may not be racist… judge for yourself… and also teaches us her favorite word.  Can you guess it?!  Meanwhile, Jacob tells a REALLY long story that Ashley can barely get through, Wes gets REALLY excited about what comes out of Jacob’s fortune cookie, and Mike REALLY wants to get seduced.  Take a gander with your ears!

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*Disclaimer: This episode was edited to reduce the amount of super boring banter between Wes, Jacob and Mike.  Ashley was a delight throughout.  But those guys just GAB and GAB and GAB.

Ep. 38 - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

Hey, party people!  You ready to pop?!  We got a hot new track here for ya, featuring our super funny guest Josh Hoskins, one half of the sketch comedy troupe Fine Toothed Gnome.  

In this hot track, Josh brings us knowledge of how to know when you should walk away from a record bin, Mike recites lines from perhaps his biggest acting gig to date, Wes struggles to sing, and Jacob gets REAL serious.  We also get a surprise visit from Canada Joe and play some voicemail messages from Vin V!  It’s a real hot track, you guys!  Put on your ear mitts and take a listen!

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Ep. 37 - Hawk Face

Hello, again!  Did you think we forgot about you?  Well, we did.  But then we remembered!  And we came back to you!  And to make it up to you, please allow us to allow you to be delighted by our guest, the very talented musician Adrian Vera!

In this ep, Adrian explains why Sergio is a bad name for a musician and plugs his website where you can check out his music: http://www.adrianveramusic.com.  Also, Mike gives us a very useful Spanish lesson, Wes gives us a very useful and not in any way false sexual reproduction lesson, and Jacob makes a big announcement.   

We also answer two deep questions from one of our biggest fans (and two-time guest) Vin Vescio and we get a surprise visit from Alleger Purple… a strange fellow indeed.  Please, give yourself a treat and take a listen.

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Ep. 36 - You’re so jealous of me!

We’re a day late and a dollar short, but as President Fillmore was known to say, better late than on time!  (He was notorious for being late because of a poor internal compass… look it up.)  But now that we’re HERE, why don’t you take a minute to HEAR our latest episode?

In this hot and heavy ep, our guest Farah Bass brings the heat!  And that heat comes in the form of beauty tips for beards and a distaste for adult Disney fanatics.  Meanwhile, Mike describes his first job ever… and it sounds a little creepy.  Jacob informs us how he has revamped his girl-centric lifestyle.  And Wes finally shares what he wore on his second date with Whitney.  And this is just the tip of the iceberg, friends!  There’s so much more!  Check it out!

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Ep. 35 - Checked In or Checked Out?

Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, woo woo!  It’s a new papawhorecat episode pulling into the station!  And this train is one funny train!  As trains are wont to be!  What are we talking about?!  We don’t know, either!  But our guest Monica Srinivasa sure knew!

Monica reveals to us the early age at which she started drinking… and yet this was her first power hour… how has she been drinking for all these years?  Then Mike reveals (for the umpteenth time) what is under his shirt… though it’s never the same.  Wes proves that he’s able to recognize when words start with the same letter.  And Jacob comes up with a great new idea for a hotel!

So, listen, like, subscribe, follow, download, share, tell your friends!  Pleeeease!

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Ep. 34 - This Year’s the Year

It’s a podcast party!!!  We’re back for the new year, and it’s gonna be a banner year at the Papawhorecat home.  

In this premiere episode of 2013, our Second City Conservative (listen and it’ll make sense) guest Meghan O’Brien provides a thrilling Rex-of-the-Week in our longest (W)Rec/ks/x-of-the-Week segment to date.  Also, Wes shares his super secret pea recipe, Mike discusses his love for twinkie-boys, and Jacob has what we believe may be his first real laugh of his life… you gotta hear what it sounds like.  

And since this year’s the year… maybe you should fulfill your resolution to support PWC by subscribing on iTunes and liking us on Facebook!  You made the resolution… you owe it to yourself to stick to it.  Happy New Year, you guys!

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Ep. 33 - It Probably Wasn’t Potty

Now that you’re done wrapping and unwrapping holiday gifts, it’s time to wrap up 2012 with our year-end episode! Our ultimate (two meanings(!)) guest of the year is the entertaining and delightful Robyn Norris, an improviser extraordinaire and Second City teacher who tells us about her fake identity known as Contest Robyn. 

Among the fun we have is Jacob asking Robyn about a possible famous relative, Mike claiming to be an expert on many different things due to watching a certain Emmy-winning drama, and Wes admitting to owning some CDs in his childhood that some might find to be embarrassing (spoiler alert: those some would be right). 

We cap off the party with a visit from Wes’s personal French chef and a surprising revelation about birthdays. Talk about exciting! And by talk about we mean subscribe to this here podcast on itunes and tumblr and like us on Facebook! Yeah!

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Ep. 32 - Oh, The Car Guy?

Hey kittens!  You excited for a new installment in the epic tale of Papawhorecat and Friends?  Good, cause that’s exactly what we’ve got for you!  

In this sweet ‘sode, we’re graced with the presence of Luke Mills who, through the power of Papawhorecat, makes a startling discovery about himself.  Also, Mike dances with the possibility of having appendicitis.  Wes grinds the entire conversation to a halt.  And Jacob tries to decipher the dying words of one of our guests… that’s right, IN THIS EPISODE, ONE GUEST WILL DIE!

We also get surprise visits by Grant and Paul Carrack!  It’s a crazy episode you guys! You gotta listen.  You just gotta.

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Ep. 31 - We’ll Talk About the Holidays

How was your Thanksgiving? If you have an answer to that question, or if you don’t, then our latest episode is right up your alley! Guest Mike Castiglione gets things started by asking where we plan on going after LA, which somehow leads into multiple stories about Build-A-Bear (of all things!).

Later, Wes reveals an awkward thing he does with tape, Mike recommends a movie that came out over a year ago despite not having seen all of it in the (W)Rec(k)s/Rex of the Week/Weak segment (the very same segment in which Castiglione goes for the elusive cycle), and Jacob updates the world on a previous PWC Missed Connection no one remembers. The guys are also intruded upon by Mike’s housekeeper as well as a former governor who makes yet another surprise appearance. Something that’s not surprising? If you miss this installment, you’ll regret it. So don’t miss it.

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Ep. 30 - A Butcher, A Baker, A Candlestick Maker

Can you guys believe this is our 30th episode of papawhorecat?  How about you girls?  Well, start believing it cause it’s true!  We have defied all odds, as well as all gods, in bringing you pure enjoyment in the form of digital sounds.  You’re welcome.

To help us ring in the new episode, Becca Krakow joins us and finds a way to relate everything back to food - see if you can pick out each instance!  Also, Jacob enthralls us with a story about a certain hit musician from the late 70s and early 80s who, you might say, puts money last…  Meanwhile, Wes makes a desperate plea for a job, and Mike struggles to get a word in…  You’ll have to hear it to believe it, so hear it already!

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