We’re a day late and a dollar short, but as President Fillmore was known to say, better late than on time!  (He was notorious for being late because of a poor internal compass… look it up.)  But now that we’re HERE, why don’t you take a minute to HEAR our latest episode?

In this hot and heavy ep, our guest Farah Bass brings the heat!  And that heat comes in the form of beauty tips for beards and a distaste for adult Disney fanatics.  Meanwhile, Mike describes his first job ever… and it sounds a little creepy.  Jacob informs us how he has revamped his girl-centric lifestyle.  And Wes finally shares what he wore on his second date with Whitney.  And this is just the tip of the iceberg, friends!  There’s so much more!  Check it out!

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Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, woo woo!  It’s a new papawhorecat episode pulling into the station!  And this train is one funny train!  As trains are wont to be!  What are we talking about?!  We don’t know, either!  But our guest Monica Srinivasa sure knew!

Monica reveals to us the early age at which she started drinking… and yet this was her first power hour… how has she been drinking for all these years?  Then Mike reveals (for the umpteenth time) what is under his shirt… though it’s never the same.  Wes proves that he’s able to recognize when words start with the same letter.  And Jacob comes up with a great new idea for a hotel!

So, listen, like, subscribe, follow, download, share, tell your friends!  Pleeeease!

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It’s a podcast party!!!  We’re back for the new year, and it’s gonna be a banner year at the Papawhorecat home.  

In this premiere episode of 2013, our Second City Conservative (listen and it’ll make sense) guest Meghan O’Brien provides a thrilling Rex-of-the-Week in our longest (W)Rec/ks/x-of-the-Week segment to date.  Also, Wes shares his super secret pea recipe, Mike discusses his love for twinkie-boys, and Jacob has what we believe may be his first real laugh of his life… you gotta hear what it sounds like.  

And since this year’s the year… maybe you should fulfill your resolution to support PWC by subscribing on iTunes and liking us on Facebook!  You made the resolution… you owe it to yourself to stick to it.  Happy New Year, you guys!

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Now that you’re done wrapping and unwrapping holiday gifts, it’s time to wrap up 2012 with our year-end episode! Our ultimate (two meanings(!)) guest of the year is the entertaining and delightful Robyn Norris, an improviser extraordinaire and Second City teacher who tells us about her fake identity known as Contest Robyn. 

Among the fun we have is Jacob asking Robyn about a possible famous relative, Mike claiming to be an expert on many different things due to watching a certain Emmy-winning drama, and Wes admitting to owning some CDs in his childhood that some might find to be embarrassing (spoiler alert: those some would be right). 

We cap off the party with a visit from Wes’s personal French chef and a surprising revelation about birthdays. Talk about exciting! And by talk about we mean subscribe to this here podcast on itunes and tumblr and like us on Facebook! Yeah!

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Hey kittens!  You excited for a new installment in the epic tale of Papawhorecat and Friends?  Good, cause that’s exactly what we’ve got for you!  

In this sweet ‘sode, we’re graced with the presence of Luke Mills who, through the power of Papawhorecat, makes a startling discovery about himself.  Also, Mike dances with the possibility of having appendicitis.  Wes grinds the entire conversation to a halt.  And Jacob tries to decipher the dying words of one of our guests… that’s right, IN THIS EPISODE, ONE GUEST WILL DIE!

We also get surprise visits by Grant and Paul Carrack!  It’s a crazy episode you guys! You gotta listen.  You just gotta.

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How was your Thanksgiving? If you have an answer to that question, or if you don’t, then our latest episode is right up your alley! Guest Mike Castiglione gets things started by asking where we plan on going after LA, which somehow leads into multiple stories about Build-A-Bear (of all things!).

Later, Wes reveals an awkward thing he does with tape, Mike recommends a movie that came out over a year ago despite not having seen all of it in the (W)Rec(k)s/Rex of the Week/Weak segment (the very same segment in which Castiglione goes for the elusive cycle), and Jacob updates the world on a previous PWC Missed Connection no one remembers. The guys are also intruded upon by Mike’s housekeeper as well as a former governor who makes yet another surprise appearance. Something that’s not surprising? If you miss this installment, you’ll regret it. So don’t miss it.

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Can you guys believe this is our 30th episode of papawhorecat?  How about you girls?  Well, start believing it cause it’s true!  We have defied all odds, as well as all gods, in bringing you pure enjoyment in the form of digital sounds.  You’re welcome.

To help us ring in the new episode, Becca Krakow joins us and finds a way to relate everything back to food - see if you can pick out each instance!  Also, Jacob enthralls us with a story about a certain hit musician from the late 70s and early 80s who, you might say, puts money last…  Meanwhile, Wes makes a desperate plea for a job, and Mike struggles to get a word in…  You’ll have to hear it to believe it, so hear it already!

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Oh.  My.  Gosh.  You guys ain’t never gonna believe this!  THE Dannikke Walkker has returned!!!  That’s right!  Our hit guest from episode 12 has joined us for her first repeat appearance!  I think we can all agree that this means she likes us…  Score.

This time Dannikke takes the opportunity to get real deep on emotions and… how to schedule them.  Jacob reveals the real reason why women are better at multitasking than men.  Mike learns how he blew his chance at a romantic relationship with Dannikke.  And Wes warns us about why marshmallows are dangerous.  Oh!  And Dannikke also tells us why our show sucks and how to fix it…

It’s riveting, you guys!  Check it out!

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Looking for something to do in between eating apples and honey and fasting to atone for your numerous sins of the past year? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Debbie Friedman and her withered hand join the gang’s latest adventure as she partakes in her first ever power hour, though she has shotgunned a beer before. Crazy, right? During the podcast, she discusses being the only person who didn’t make the basketball team, Mike reveals the number of abortions he’s had, Wes mentions his spider-tipping hobby, and Jacob has a good hair night that may or may not cause him to be saucy. And as a special treat, the late great Jimmy Stewart somehow stops by and answers a few pressing questions about what goes on in heaven. If there has ever been a can’t-miss episode, it might be this one!

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You guys, this episode is nuts.  You will not believe your ears!  So many things happen!  One of those things is that our guest, Reyana Wright, quickly forges a best friendship forever with Jacob…  It happens real quick, you guys, you won’t believe it.  Meanwhile, Jacob reenacts his finest moment of improv, Wes tells us what hamsters are good for, and Mike gets embarrassed because Jacob and Wes are so funny.  Also, a singing mouse makes a surprise appearance!  

YOU GUYS!  LISTEN!  IT’S SO CRAZY!

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